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  When you were a kid, scrambling around the undergrowth looking for eggs or candy in plastic spheroids was half the fun of Easter. The other half was eating the eggs and candy.
 
 
 
     
 

Now that you're all grown up, you have to look elsewhere for your jollies. But you don't have to look far. Programmers have been hiding little treats, called Easter eggs, in software and hardware and on Websites for years. These computer goodies range from a dull, scrolling cast list of the developers to cool, 3D video games. We've been hunting Easter eggs all year in a quest for the best, most current software surprises. Here's a small selection of what we've uncovered, complete with directions so that you can find these eggs for  yourself.                          

 
 

Windows Eggs & Windows Application Eggs

 

Ah, Windows. The crueler among us might say you get hidden extras with it already, including bugs, security holes, and an ever increasing demand on system resources. But using Windows isn't all futility and frustration. Good-humored Microsoft programmers have hidden a few fun treats deep inside Microsoft's popular OS. And we've dug up five of them for you.

 

No doubt about it: accountants have more fun. At least, that's what Microsoft applications' Easter eggs seem to indicate. For the past five years, Microsoft Excel has hidden the best Easter egg entertainment of any PC app, with a different 3D game in each major revision of the product. But even if you don't run Excel on your PC, chances are you have access to one of the other eggs here.

 

 
 

>> A slide show of the Microsoft campus

>> A race car game called Dev Hunter

>> A 20-minute show of Windows 95 developers >> A Doom-like exploration game
>> A Mad Hatter screensaver >> Another Windows cast list
>> A hot new screensaver >> A flight simulation game
 
     
 
EGG & OPERATING SYSTEM:   HOW TO CRACK IT:

A slide show of the Microsoft campus

 

Microsoft Windows 98

 

 

Open Windows Explorer and find the Windows folder (usually C:\Windows). You may need to click a link in the Explorer window to view files and folders inside the Windows folder. Select the Application Data and Microsoft subfolders, and click the Welcome subfolder.Right-click the file weldata (may be labeled weldata.exe) and select Create Shortcut. Right-click the weldata shortcut and select Properties. Under the Shortcut tab, locate the Target edit box and type one space and You_are_a_real_rascal (include the underscores) at the end of the text already in the box. The result should read: "C:\WINDOWS\Application  Data\Microsoft\WELCOME\WELDATA.EXE" You_are_a_real_rascal In the Run box, select Minimized and click OK. To start the show, double-click the weldata shortcut.

 

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A 20-minute show of Windows 95 developers' pictures and names, with a musical score.

 

Microsoft Windows 95

 

 

Right-click anywhere on your desktop.

Select New Folder.

Type this exact name for the folder: and now, the moment you've all been waiting for

(with no other punctuation or capitalization).

Right-click the folder, select Rename, and type we proudly present for your viewing pleasure  

(with no punctuation or capitalization).

Right-click the folder, select Rename again, and type The Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team!  

(complete with capital letters and exclamation point).

Double-click to open the folder.

 

A Mad Hatter screensaver

Microsoft Windows 95/98/NT/2000

 

Open the Display Control Panel (select Start, Settings, Control Panel, and click the Display icon).

Click the Screen Saver tab.

Select the 3D Pipes screensaver.

Click the Settings button.

Change the Pipes settings to Multiple and Pipe Style to Traditional. Under Joint Type, pick Mixed.

Set the resolution to maximum and click OK. Whenever you run the screensaver, you'll periodically see a teapot as the 

joint in the pipes.

A hot new screensaver

Microsoft Windows 95/98/NT/2000

 

Open the Display Control Panel (select Start, Settings, Control Panel, and click the Display icon).

Click the Screen Saver tab.

Select the 3D Text screensaver.

Click the Settings button.

In the text box, replace OpenGL (or whatever is there) with the word volcano. Whenever you run the screensaver, you will see the names of volcanoes whizzing about.

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A race car game called Dev Hunter

Microsoft Excel 2000

Open a new file in Excel 2000.

Select File and Save As, and in the Save As Type menu, select Web Page.

Click the Selection: Sheet radio button, and checkmark Add Interactivity.

Click Publish. In the Publish As dialog box, click Publish again.

Switch over to Internet Explorer (IE). Open the HTML page you've just saved in Excel. You'll see an Excel worksheet in the

 middle of the IE page.

Press the Page Down key until you get to row 2000, then tab over to column WC.

Hold down Shift-Ctrl-Alt while you click the Office logo at the upper left.

Now, you're dropped into a full-screen game similar to Spy Hunter, called Dev Hunter. Use the arrow keys to drive. 

You'll see developers' names painted on the road as you go.

If you're an aggressive driver, hit the spacebar to fire and the letter O to drop oil slicks. When it gets dark, use H to turn on

your headlights. (Note: Your system must be equipped with DirectX in order for this egg to work.)

A Doom-like exploration game called the Hall of Tortured Souls

Microsoft Excel 95

 

Open a blank worksheet.

Select row 95.

Press Tab once to move to column B.

Select Help/About Microsoft Excel from the main menu.

Hold down Ctrl-Alt-Shift while you click the Tech Support button.

A window called Hall of Tortured Souls appears. Use the cursor keys to move around.

To go on a quest for pictures of the Excel developers, turn your virtual self around 180 degrees and go down the stairs. 

Type excelkfa, and the wall disappears, revealing a narrow walkway that leads to a quest.

\ (Note: Your system must be equipped with DirectX in order for this egg to work.)

Another Windows team cast list

Microsoft Windows 3.1

 

 

Open Program Manager.

Hold down Ctrl-Alt-Shift through all of the following steps.

Select Help/About Program Manager.

Double-click one pane of the Microsoft Windows logo in the upper right corner.

Click OK.

Repeat steps 2 through 5 and click the logo again. You'll see an animated window and some different text,

but this isn't the real egg.

Repeat steps 2 through 5 and click the logo again. You'll see one of four cartoons of the scrolling cast list. The bigwigs in 

the pictures are Bill Gates, Brad Silverberg, Steve Ballmer, and a teddy bear.

To check out another character, repeat steps 2 through 7, but click a different square in the logo.

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A flight simulation game

Microsoft Excel 97

 

Press Tab.

Hold down Ctrl-Shift while you click the toolbar's Chart Wizard button (the one with the three 3D shapes).

Open a new worksheet and press F5.

Type X97:L97 and press Enter.

A 3D flight simulator will appear. The mouse controls flight; the right button moves you forward; the left button puts 

you in reverse. (Note: Your system must be equipped with DirectX in order for this egg to work.)

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